Astrid Hofferson (
punchandkiss) wrote2013-04-03 01:12 pm
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Eleventh Viking Charge [ Video]
[When the camera clicks on, rather than show Astrid, it shows a wide, grassy field. About twenty feet away, sitting in the grass, is Hiccup, next to his Salamance, apparently talking to it and not doing anything else. After maybe thirty seconds of this, the gear turns around to reveal Astrid, looking rather annoyed. Her Sentret, Fuzzball, is perched on her shoulder.]
I need to know how to snap a stupid boy out of a funk.
All he does is sit around staring at his gear or talking to his dragon or talking about that Clair trainer! Or talking to his dragon about that Clair trainer. Or just sitting there thinking about that Clair trainer! That's it!
[No she's not jealous, shut up.]
He's not training enough or doing anything and keeping his attention for more than five minutes is impossible!
[She almost shouts that last bit, and then catches herself and sighs.]
I just need to snap him out of it, that's all.
I need to know how to snap a stupid boy out of a funk.
All he does is sit around staring at his gear or talking to his dragon or talking about that Clair trainer! Or talking to his dragon about that Clair trainer. Or just sitting there thinking about that Clair trainer! That's it!
[No she's not jealous, shut up.]
He's not training enough or doing anything and keeping his attention for more than five minutes is impossible!
[She almost shouts that last bit, and then catches herself and sighs.]
I just need to snap him out of it, that's all.
[action]
W-well, you...always need clothes...
[Thank you for pointing that out, Hiccup.]
But, u-uh, I heard people talking about...dresses.
[action]
That's what I meant, Hiccup.
I'm going to look so stupid in a dress...