Tenth Viking Charge [ Video]

[punchandkiss]

[Astrid is carefully setting a series of pokemon eggs into a little pile as the camera turns on. She glances over at the camera as she finishes, and then back to the pile, doing a quick count before.]

Okay, so, apparently my pokemon finally decided to dump a bunch of eggs on me. Well, more than just a bunch of sheep anyway. And hey, this time we can give those away!

Unless they change their mind.

Anyway. [She dusts her hands off.] If anyone wants them, they're for sale, there are...[She's really not as good at this as Hiccup.] Some birds, some sheep, a couple shinx, and I think...that's a whale egg.

Because that makes perfect sense.

Anyway, let me know. Otherwise I'll probably just donate them to that breeding place.

[ooc: The list of eggs is here if anyone else would like to claim one.]

Comments

[usedshooshpap]

A whale egg...

[Voice]

[preferstotext]

Sheep and whales don't lay eggs.

[punchandkiss]

Yeah, it's as stupid as it sounds.

[Voice]

[punchandkiss]

Everything lays eggs here.

[usedshooshpap]

...Do I want to know how big it is?

[action]

[newberktown]

[Hiccup's got three Flaaffy next to him, and all three look alright with letting these eggs go to new homes. The little Shinx, Brightwire, might be more intent on keeping them, standing watch over them and...bleating. Because he is a sheep.]

So far, I think we're good! No electric shocks, no rampaging sheep...

[action]

[punchandkiss]

[Astrid just looks amused.]

...He still thinks he's a sheep?

[punchandkiss]

It's pretty big.

[She points the camera at it.]

[action]

[newberktown]

[Brightwire, why you gotta embarrass him like this?]

Ye-ah, not really sure how I can go about solving that problem? I really thought he would have noticed, what with Shockflock and Sheara evolving...

[action]

[punchandkiss]

Maybe he'll just always think he's a sheep. Just a weird, blue, lion sheep.

[usedwrench]

[Sorry, you might hear this question a lot today, but... Confused Winry is very confused. Winry, do you even know what a whale is?]

...A whale egg?

[punchandkiss]

Well, a wailmer, but it's the same thing.

[usedwrench]

[Wailmer? She'll look it up ... Oh. OH.]

Right, and once again this world's so called logic is as stupid as ever. Should be used to it by now.

[Maybe she should consider this, because she's been looking for a new water monster type.]

[punchandkiss]

You should've seen it hatch. Nothing about that made sense either.

[Astrid is still a little put off by Ball. She hadn't known what the egg was until it suddenly burst into a whale.]

[usedwrench]

Dare I even ask...? I think I could imagine the situation if I tried, considering how many Pokémon I've raised from eggs. But that's still weird.

[punchandkiss]

Well, I could hold the egg in my arms...but ball was six feet tall when she was born.

[Just wrap your head around that, Winry.]

[usedwrench]

[First sounds normal, people can probably do that to most if not all eg-- ...Wait, what? Congratulations, you wonderful girl have officially break her brain with that. She's quiet for a long moment.]

...That's... Insane. [Why can't this world have logic? Why?! It's not your fault, it's just a question.] So, when it evolves, it's huge?

[punchandkiss]

Yup, but I watched it happen.

[She nods.]

Supposedly. Ball hasn't gotten a high enough level to evolve yet, so she's still only about six feet wide.

[usedwrench]

I believe you, really, it's just quite [a shock] surprising.

[Hmmm. Whales. She has at least read about them, possibly seen some around while she's been in this world. Twice, but anyway.]

Hmm, so assuming that they are huge... It definitely sounds like it would be a much better option for surfing than an Audino or a sea lion.

[Annoyed sound from an Audino, who just happens to be near her. She's the best surfer, so shut up, Winry!]

[punchandkiss]

If you look at how big they're supposed to be, you could probably build a house on it if you really wanted.

[usedwrench]

Yeah, all the space for either building a house or taking all of our friends over the waters. That'd be fun.

[...She's getting a little too excited with all of her ideas here...]

Do you still have it, the whale egg?

[punchandkiss]

Huh? You mean did anyone buy it? No, it's still here.

[usedwrench]

Yeah, that's what I meant. [What are words today?

Someone's looking excited. Maybe a little too excited.]

Okay, good. I'd like to buy it.

[punchandkiss]

Alright, sure. [Astrid grins.] Might as well make sure someone else can be as confused by their whale as I am.

[usedwrench]

Hee, I'll try not to hold the egg on the moment it hatches, thanks for the warning. And I promise I'll confuse my friends with it too, assuming they've never seen one before.