punchandkiss: (So what's your problem anyway?!)
Astrid Hofferson ([personal profile] punchandkiss) wrote2012-07-22 03:17 pm

First Viking Assault - [Video]

[When the camera turns on, it’s upside down, and shows a lovely pair of fur lined brown boots sitting on the ground, folded beneath a red leather skirt covered in…are those spikes? They certainly look like spikes. The camera shakes a few times, and then violently shifts to the left as though someone smacked it. And then there is a sigh.]

This can’t be right.

[The voice is female, and frustrated, and after a moment the camera moves wildly again, as it lifts up into the air, showing an image from above of a blonde teenager sitting on the grass somewhere, leaning her back against a tree, and there is a green pokemon curled up on the ground next to her chewing intently on what might be a rock. She looks like she’s about to throw the pokegear away, even make a little growl of frustration, but she happens to glance up at the last second and see that the screen is actually doing something.]

[She brings it back down, frowning at it (still upside down) as she taps the screen with her thumb a few times and finally turns it the right side over. After a few more seconds of poking and prodding, and a few more of pushing her Pokemon out of the way when it becomes a bit too curious about what’s on the shiny machine, she slumps down where she’s sitting and just stares at the screen.]


Okay. That guy. That professor said I can use this to talk to people. Other people, I mean, besides…everyone in this town…people who also woke up in a weird house with a little creature following them around, I mean.

[Some of her anger might be showing through there.]

So, hello. Hi. Whatever. I’m Astrid. I need- [She cuts off as the Axew suddenly pokes his head back into view again, and there’s more shuffling as she pushes him back off-screen.] Sit. Stay. Right there. Good boy.

Anyway. Other than some stuff that didn’t make any sense, all I know is I’ve got this guy following me around and something about training and collecting and…look, it doesn’t matter. I just need to know where Stormfly, my dragon, is…and my axe…and how to get home.

In that order. Thanks.

[Some more fumbling and after about fifteen seconds of a lovely shot of the palm of her hand, Astrid manages to turn the device off.]
foolishwren: YA GIRL... (HEY DEMONS IT'S ME...)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-07-30 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Me?

NAWWW.

My world sucks.

Everything I could've ever had there, I've got here.
foolishwren: are waiting to GOOF OFF with you (SILLY GIRLS in YOUR AREA)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-07-30 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
For me, yep.

[She pauses, then actually LAUGHS a little.]

Jeez, I've sure made things sound grim, huh?
foolishwren: I WORK FIFTEEN HOURS A DAY IN THE HAMBURGER MINES SO I CAN BUY ONE AUTOMATIC GUN WEAPON (HYUCK IM JUST A NORMAL AMERICAN WOMAN)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-08-02 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
The place I come from, you mean? Compared to here? Totally.

[But she sounds... pretty casual about it, all things considered. She's got no problem with admitting that-- at least for her-- her homeworld is pretty bleak.]
foolishwren: one day I just decided to cut all the sleeves off my shirts and now im gay (haha idk man)

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[personal profile] foolishwren 2012-08-03 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, no need for sorries. [It's not like it's anyone else's fault about the unfortunate nature of her homeworld.]

Anyway. Most people do wanna go home and plenty do.
Edited 2012-08-03 00:17 (UTC)